fork-n-chopsticks

2007-01-28T08:48:00.000-08:00

me n my mum.(she's 52 by the way)
need i say more? the big 2 0.

started out the day bad but then again thr's always a silver lining..

slpt till 3pm.slack another 2 hrs before heading down to shangri-la.the restaurant called 'the line'.buffet style.haha

basically the food was sex.fresh,of highest quality and thr were like 5 other ppl celebrating their bdae la! thot i was spezial..haha lol.

it was a small get-together wif my family,relatives n frens.

so thr u have it.exams here i come...

fucked up

2007-01-27T10:32:00.000-08:00

just feelin fucked up how i havta spend the first few hrs of my bdae angry n maligned..ah fuck la.cb

goodbye california (in 4 days)

2007-01-17T23:05:00.000-08:00

oh yes.. every good thing does come to an end.. and so will my trip here but what i take along with me is the culture and attitude of a better way of living an otherwise mundane n boring life! the radio was talking about communism and countries who have been through it.. they said that there are good examples of communist states even till today.. n i was shocked to hear them mention singapore... i mean come on give me a break im gonna have to go back there soon dont have to ruin the mood before i reach right! but then again its true.. the government says this we darn well follow it.. you cant even erect a traffic light in california without the people's consent.. if they say no it becomes a 4 way stop sign where who comes first goes first and people do follow it man they do! thats called democracy! thats called having a god damn say in your country!

anyways! the last highlight of the stay here would definitely be the visit to disneyland (over grown kids are still admitted), california adventure park which was absolutely mind-blowing if to say the least and of course universal studios which appealed to me the most.. everything there is a lie! i swear they even admit it..

even this picture is a lie it's a backdrop man!!

and to sum things up the 4 days in orange county (without parental supervision) was the absolute epitome of my journey! well not so much so cos it was the oc but cos of the freedom! sadly my aunt refused to let drive there lest i get lost! so i relied on buses..

ah well it cant be seen but below the orange county transport association logo theres this sign that says bus stops at all railways... who're you kidding it stops every 3 seconds! there are designated stops for the bus but what the hell it will stop for every idiot who shouts' STOP' in the bus! of course i took advantage of that too.. half expecting it not to stop n have the whole bus laugh at me.. but nah it stopped alright..

this dude here.. is a bus driver.. whose parents fought in the vietnam war and he himself was given a rifle at the age of 7 and told to run as far from the fight zone as he could! and you know what.. he lived to tell the tale... the emotions he had whilst telling me about the war was intense man.. but well a smile covers up everything don't it? just had to take a pic with someone whose directly related to the viet kong..

and finally.. the people im gonna miss the most are my colleagues at 7-11.. yes michael did keep his promise and brought me to the street rap thingy.. it was fun tell u guys more about it when i reach singapore... and jerri and kathi will be missed.. trevor got sacked.. my uncle caught him stealing.. and a few other night shift people i dont know... all a cool bunch of people! surely gonna miss them but like jerri said.. "it don matter if ur uncle's gonna sell the shop u drop by here the next time u come to el cajon aight.." .. aight! till the next time then..

starring jerri a.k.a the dawg on the right me in the middle and kathi a.k.a the griller (manager) on the right.. (or also known as white lady)

pn: jerri seems to be aunt agony for everyone in el cajon.. they got a problem.. they drop by 7-11 and talk to her! haha n this is her best line to every kid or teen in a relationship problem..

"aint no guy or girl too precious to be keeping you go on and find someone new and tell me who it is when you've got ur smile back again" - the dawg

-mee

sad facts of life..

2007-01-11T22:21:00.000-08:00

yup its sad i got only a week and a half left here! i totally dont wanna go back if i have my way!i miss the people in sg but i dont miss the country and the character of the mainstream people!

anyways this shall not be of singapore... have 6 pictures to upload today (trust me i've taken over 400 since i came here). my trip to uss midway was the best thing that happened in my life.. i sat in a fucking full scale simulator.. with g-forces and full axis movements and for half an hour.. i 'flew' a f-5 over the skies of vietnam engaged in air to air with mig-29s and i completed my tour of duty (or so they call it) with 3 and a half kills! lol the guy was impressed cos most people struggled getting one.. (rsaf u hear that..)

evidence of me coming out of the simulator.. alive! though rather.. 'high' from all the turning around (sgh a very big fuck you for recommending my ns downgrade i didnt faint!)

in the united states air force the captain is always on the left.. in every single thing.. radar watch towers ship bridges and even commercial aircraft adopt it (dono about other countries but i think darly mentioned it b4 its the same). that space there is big n comfy n spacious but GETTING there is a pain in the ass u gotta crawl through a rat hole n squeeze through a fucking stupid hatchway before jumping over the central control to ur seat.. (world war 2 aircraft.. not many had canopies which went up like modern fighters).

i could post a million pictures of the aircraft buti shall not.. these pictures ill definitely show to daryl when i get back.. n the pictures of the 2nd part (the tour of 4 ships n a russian submarine) to the other daryl! today was a big daryl day.. and this 1 is for the daryl whose sailing..

as the saying goes 'captain on the bridge'.. the vertical climb to the uss midway bridge was an adventure in itself.. first they screen you next u gotta be above a certain height n weight lest the wind blow u away and lastly.. u actually have to show ur damn id! well all because the view around the bridge is extensive and right opposite us was a us naval air base.. and an active aircraft carrier.. the latest in the fleet was there after coming back from a tour in the persian gulf which had on it advanced 'classified' navigation systems! so much for the explanation..

after midway was a trip to an old russian sub.. i swear it was small n tight inside there... totally screwy man.. but its nice.. we also visited 2 ships.. 1 that starred in a movie that i forgot the name and the other the 1 used for pirates of the carribean part 1 and 2.. recognize this thing?

to the depths...

also i dont know if im the only slow one here but only 2 people can look through that vieweing periscope thingy on a submarine.. the captain.. and the watch officer.. if anyone else looks through it.. the captain would chain him n use a lighter n burn his eyes and dispose of him through the rubbish chute.. nah im just kidding but i guess no one would dare do such stuff.. u actually see so little through it... i wonder how they tell man they must have trained eyes for details man!

defy the капитан (well that means captain) there's alot more of those weird writings in the sub! i wish i knew russian now!

alright the adventures of keval has ended for today... it will continue tomorrow and i dedicate the next picture to all my friends...

yup whiteboys only people thats the us of a for you!

peace!

-капитан mee

updates 101

2007-01-10T12:57:00.000-08:00

sea world was simply sex.. whales are huge but damn they can be show animals too man.. but freaking hell its like a scaled down version of the singaporean zoo but with rides n stuff but i couldnt make sense that the ticket is like 50 bucks? or i think it is cos the damn ticket to there disney and universal studios hollywood is like 230 altogether man! but then again its sponsored so im living it up here... biggest higlhight will be my trip to USS Midway tomorrow.. a decommisioned aircraft carrier which has on board f-18's, f-14's and the ancient f-4 phantom amongst 21 other aircraft ... its gonna be fun! then its off to a decomissioned (yeah everything is decommisioned but who cares) submarine... haha lucky me this was a military state! n then to the home of san diego padres! petco park! hope a stray baseball flies from the sky...

for those who are slothing in school in singapore... continue doing so okie! school is good.. it provides you with a sound education... so u can get a good job n pay the governemnt taxes.. (i could do a fuck you lky here cos of the speech freedom act but shan't cos ill be back there soon..) guess what! this 1 is for alex.. again cos its about guns! 1 street away (meaning like 100 meters) a shoot out happened in a house.. los angeles police dept swat team (L.A.P.D as they are more 'affectionately' known as) was down.. n this was on the loudhailer.. "this is the los angeles police department, put your hands in the air and step out slowly bla bla bla" drama can!

check out what i saw! nitrous oxide people! dont know how often its used or abused here but thats the raw shots of it!

and for all you music freeloaders who use ipods and download stuff off the web the above picture is the right way of doing it!! purchase a damn stored value card and then download it legally! and napster users too!! tsk tsk shame on you all!! thats why i dont use ipod i use creative's stuff! (mr wanton u have over a thousand songs in ur mp3.. eacs is 1 dollar so u owe people BIG TIME man) (sorry if this lands u up in a lawsuit anyway!)

remember me mentioning bout the greek american dude.. the one who saw that hot mexican american girl with me.. haha they just defined the meaning of appreciation to me man!! the second time when they came over to my aunts place a thank you in a form of a shirt came to me.. and what shocked me was when in the mail came a gift card of 25 bucks to use at this mall and a thank you card.. goodness! THANKS man... gotta write 1 back now!

oh ya 1 last thing.. was telling farhan... either american girls are loose or i got some shit good luck here.. a girl gave me a 'namecard' with her name n number in it woohoo!! lols n like i told farhan the most 'glamarous' part of it all was... i WAS CLEARING THE DAMN TRASH when that happened!! imagine... two huge trashbags 1 in each hand... someone stops you i thought she was looking for something n shes like.. "i saw you drop this..", i told her.. "oh it isnt mine (why would i carry yellowish green paper card with me!)" and she puts on a stern (i swear it was stern not friendly) face n says "take it!" so wadever lol it was in my frock pocket till like 20 mins later cos i was preoccupied in the trash and i didnt dare look at it with her there.. tactics baby... people reading... learn it while u can! and she was mexican american too! lol anyone white here is a american or chinese anyone brown is a mexican american and anyone black is a african american.. they generalize it that way... just like all the 'beunos dias" i get every morning so u just "beunos dias" them back man!

alright i told farhan ill leave the number n name here for those who have too much cash to dial an american number from singapore.. go ahead! she looks 19ish so all the best!

Jeannie Carello

619-749-5644

El Cajon CA 92019

note the half address! god knows whatever for but el cajon (where the shop is) is HUGE! oh and michael (one of the senior dudes in the store) said he'll bring me to a street rap hang out (a safe, fun loving one) next time i go work so its time to hollow your mellos my fellows!

peace out!

time to go watch the third and last installment of GodFather..

gob bless!

-Don Mee Corleone

seven eleven

2007-01-03T16:03:00.000-08:00

another day here a little less to fear.. the guy who shot the cop was caught some 17 year old dumb dumb who was in a gang.. poor cop died.. amen to him.. oh well i might not blog too often from now (yes i hear the cheers, but then again its my blog in a way so to hell with it) cos ill be on the road travelling more.. work at the above mentioned place was fun.. dont have to elaborate further cos it just simply is fun..

thought of working at seven eleven when im back in sg but i doubt its gonna be half as fun cos of the people... well you could change things if u dont like what u have.. oh well just an option plus minimum wage in california is 8 bucks i aint gonna smell near that in sg.. not forgetting the fact our currency is like 0.6 of here.. anyways some pics at and around work n thats all for today..

the morning view outside the shop..

my permanent morning assignment as long as i work - coffee brewing!

and 1 for the records me in my seven eleven frock.. i aint that fat its a damn convex mirror!

peace people..

-mee

Clubb Vault Update

2007-01-02T17:44:00.000-08:00

To the operators:
A 1.75litre bottle of Absolut costs 38 SGD here!
A 1.75litre bottle of almost ANY tequila costs 30 SGD here..
A 750ml can/bottle of beer is 2 Singaporean bucks.
And for comparison and fucksake, a 750ml can of soda is 2.50.. (Singaporean currency again)

Them bottles look HUGE man so thy management might wanna change your suppliers!

No wonder the people here are in a constant haze of 'highness' and denial..

one shot two shots all i hear is gunshots bodies drop hit the floor.. (u go continue the rest wanton u know this one..)

-mee

life by far

2007-01-02T14:33:00.000-08:00

each day is different here but so far the highlights would be visiting the beach that essentially is the pacific ocean with temperatures there at 2 degrees and thank god my nose and fingers are all still intact.. view was sweet... i din charge my camera so ill be back there another day...

the social lite party (well aunt says its called a new year gathering) was not too bad met this greek american dude... he was 16 but he was the only one who would connect with me interest wise (i aint gonna talk bout no shares n property).. and so it was cars and girls.. it was mad fun.. the radio station we tuned to kinda lifted us up too the radio stations here are totally GOOD i guess its cos of the freedom of speech..

that's us..

then of course the next most interesting thing by far would be work at 7-11.. the people there are funny where the shop is (which is like over 20 miles from where we are living) the neighbourhood isnt that rich so those little joys and talk are big.. quite fun there... this was the most hilarious convy i had after 40 mins.. it was rushy in the morning so no1 talked and the manager thought i was a new worker on probation.. my job was to make sure coffee never ran out and mind u they have over 12 different coffee's there in 24 jugs..

manager (dont got their names right yet!) : hey ke-val? ur hired.. good job there in the morn..

me: erm.. thanks..

j-something: hey u don hire the owner's nephew.. he'll fire you.. he don't got no permit his just helping..

(this punkish white girl walks in grabs milk pays n as she leaves trevor says bye to her)

trevor: thats my old girlfriend..

j-something: right.. they all seem to be your old girlfriends

trevor: she is i swear she is

manager: yea yea they're all your girlfriends even senior j here was yours i bet..

j-something: eew i aint date no white childish punk.. i could be your mama..

manager: keval what u laughing at punk.. go get yer frock on n help me with em muffins..

it was stupidity and jokes all along.. and did i mention.. yong shun is so damn right when he came back from australia he concluded... its not that we singaporeans pick up a slang when we go overseas but if we talk normally (which to them is a slang in itself) no1 understands you so u gotta talk like them for it to make sense.. since ur the tourist u adept to them when they come over to sg they adept to us.. i guess its true! but for goodness sake.. drop the damn slang when u go back to sg!

and the people here are totally friendly man.. u could say hi to anyone in the malls (you dont have to cos b4 u can think of doing it you would be replying to their greetings).. oh well lunch time.. i don mind staying here permanently but too much of a good thing is bad.. plus them folks im living with are gonna move to australia so oh well!

alright you all have a good one..

tsusch!

-mee

alex gonna fail fyp..

the good times..

2007-01-02T07:49:00.000-08:00

Seems like yesterday we used to rock the show
I laced the track, you locked the flow
So far from hangin on the block for dough
Notorious, they got to know that
Life ain't always what it seem to be (uh-uh)
Words can't express what you mean to me
Even though you're gone, we still a team
Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream (that's right)
In the future, can't wait to see
If you open up the gates for me
Reminisce some time, the night they took my friend (uh-huh)
Try to black it out, but it plays again
When it's real, feelings hard to conceal
Can't imagine all the pain I feel
Give anything to hear half your breath (half your breath)
I know you still living your life, after death

Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you
Thinkin of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing you

It's kinda hard with you not around (yeah)
Know you in heaven smilin down (eheh)
Watchin us while we pray for you
Every day we pray for you
Til the day we meet again
In my heart is where I'll keep you friend
Memories give me the strength I need (uh-huh) to proceed
Strength I need to believe
My thoughts Big I just can't define (can't define)
Wish I could turn back the hands of timeUs in the 6, shop for new clothes and kicks
You and me taking flicksMakin hits, stages they receive you on
I still can't believe you're gone (can't believe you're gone)
Give anything to hear half your breath (half your breath)
I know you still living you're life, after death

Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you
Thinkin of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing you

One Black Morning
When this life is over
I knowI'll see your face

Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you
Thinkin of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing you
Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I prayI'll be missing you
Thinkin of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing you
Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you
Thinkin of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing you

go hme.the new year's begun.stupid dum dum.

-wanton

2-0-0-7

2006-12-31T10:51:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year!

was at crazy horse celebratin the new year,so i guess i ended the year wif a bang.

new year resolution is to expand CHOICES.

n happy bdae bitch.come back alive n wif a corvette.

-peace out,wanton

San Diego Annual Car Show 2006

2006-12-30T21:29:00.000-08:00

im one lucky bastard the car show falls right on my arrival date man it was one hundred percent sex! i dun mean show girls but i mean them cars.. lets let em pics talk.. there are loads more but nah.. just a few..

featuring the mustang..

dont ask why i took one in the mazda 3 its for obvious reasons..

f1 anyone?

dee miata mx5 its rather spacious despite the size of it.

something u or i cant afford.. well for now at least..

lady n gents.. my fav car there e mazda 350Z

this is for u alex.. i told ya i saw a corvette well i din expect to sit in one its sweet..

this cost like 40000 only here man its USD but back in sg its like wad.. 90k?

simply sex man..

i dont look shocked i WAS shocked..

all right its time to sleep updates 101 coming up soon... guten nicht! auf wiedersehen bitches..

-mee

San Diego, Los Angeles, CA

2006-12-29T08:09:00.000-08:00

hey people in the tropics.. this place is stunning man.. updates on that later firstly updates 101 about getting here...

for the first time in my life i didnt argue and kept quiet, well for a good reason cos i was talking to them cops at LAX.. i swear i aint a terrorist but then came this part where i had to walk out n there were rown n rows of cops.. who have the right to interview anyone they deem fit.. 7 of them (mind u all standing in the same line) stopped me n asked basically the same stuff.. and it went like.. why are u here.. where are u staying how long how much u carrying bla bla bla.. n when i said till the 23rd of jan 1 looked at me n asked.. that bag aint sufficient for clothes for that many days.. lemme see wads in it.. oh crap whatever do what u wish man.. then that ass went on asking why is u passport valid for 1 year when it was issued u gotta criminal record.. i said its cos i havent served ns n he was like.. that isnt it i deal with passports daily so tell me why... n i thought to myself yeah right u must have never seen a singaporean passport before i guess.. i swear la if i were back in sg i would have said more but my aunt said she don want trouble in the airport so i kept mum.

wanton this is for u... them ford mustangs n corvette's are plentiful man... ok i only seen 3 corvette's but mustangs a million... this place is seriously dope man...took pics but lazy to update em for now.. im like...16hrs behind u ppl... my cell phone doesnt work here forgot ill need a tri band for it.. oh ya i almost forgot this is what i heard on radio last nite... something like it not exactly word to word but it was whoa..:
as u all know a senator has to step down when he is deceased and as u all know (forgot the name lets call him dudeone for now) dudeone (his a democrat btw) is in the hospital now so we republicians being nice shall try to relieve him off his duties since death is imminent.. well at least it shows he will soon be deceased so people start praying for the 'well being' of dudeone and be sincere! (his tone was damn teasing all the way man) so u get the idea of the politics here... saddam is on the news.. literally 24-7 say he might be executed as early as this week end.. saw a guy at the cross juncction holding a placard saying HOMELESS... oh well thats life here and 1 last thing...

was talking to wanton about guns n the states... well on the day i came the news said some accident happened on the road a patrol car was there another came to help the first cop in a different car.. some1 from a neighbourhood sniped him the moment he got out of the car.. his alive n stable but critical.. n guess where.. it happened a FEW STREETS DOWN MAN!!! woo hoo.. god bless keval n god bless america! oh ya n half of the killed in action soldiers from iraq are from a military camp in san diego its just a mile or 2 from here.. realized its a quite militarized city san diego.. air national guard flies a broken arrow formation above us every 10 mins! peace out..

-mee

Clubb Vault

2006-12-10T07:43:00.000-08:00

Clubb Vault is open from mon to sat,12-10pm.entrance is free unless we decide to charge you.only living mortals and deserving ppl can enter.otherwise u'll b mocked at n ridiculed till u leave on ur own accord,or u cld pay us $500,000,000 in cash.

plush interior deco wif huge mirrors and a SEX-sofa.dance floor is equipped with state-of-the-art speaker bass system.probe lights included.

resident dj,DJ Karisma spinning ur favourite banghra music all nyt long.wif the occasional R&B,hip-hop music.

no alchohol can b consumed on the club's premises.only VIPs are allowed to.(you know ur a VIP when ur a VIP).

mon: ladies nyt
tues: ladies nyt
wed: ladies nyt
thurs: ladies nyt
fri: ladies nyt
sat: ladies nyt

contact us at clubberwannabe@lmao.com for membership enquires.

this club happens to allow minors.so michael its a nono for u.

-wanton

sp dance and cheer

2006-12-08T09:47:00.000-08:00

the event was waves XI and it sure did pave a way for the club! it was one of the most awesome event i've attended in my whole poly life! with the exception of mechnitude, this was the most sexed up event you could be spotted at.

even before we were seated the boy beside me was screaming not one not two but three girls names out.. and i swear he was getting happier by the second as stuff unfolded on the stage.. to the amazement of my other friend who visited sp for the first time of course..

the bboys were good but what really took center stage was when just 3 people from nanyang poly got on and did their thing.. my gawdness... it was freaking AWESOME! the damn confidence and attitude coupled with their moves was simply whoa! they was rousing up the crowd like whoa, making them fans scream for more like woah! their item was seriously toe to toe blow for blow like whoa i swear!

then came of course.. my choo cb's long awaited item.. we managed to fill up 19 cups of saliva during his 6 minutes drooling encounter when you know who and you know who were on stage doing you know what while choo cb was doing you know wad! but it was awesomeness to the motherfucking core la..

then came the biggest shocker of times.. sharina and me once did this move taught by sonia where the guy carries a girl in both arms with her lying down.. she locks her legs on his arms n swings her body 1 round around him n he catches her on the other side.. yes it may sound hazy but its seriously a kinda touchy touchy move n it can get uncomfortable if you're not professional about it.. but the biggest shocker was this modern dance where guys were doing it to guys n the whole dance was totally faggoty.. it was a pure faggot dance where the guys were caressing each other and what the hell on stage.. like yo.. get a room dude!! it was seriously sick shit that makes ur prick trip. with the exception of that everything was dope..

n the 'faces' performance was the dopest shit i seen i na theatre.. i mean coolness or what.. guys appeared from no where with no faces carrying an umbrella (with ladies shouting cos of some shock therapy) and the whole dance was nice.. jeff was already sexed up during the interval and for JEFF to get sexed up you simply get the point! ass talked to me with saliva flying out everywhere.. thanks for ur shower of blessings bitch.

it was VERY worth the 10 bucks.. and too bad the event ended up with an asshole beatboxer (yes you're good) but you're seriously weak dude.. you're a motherfucker to all of us since hollaback crew.. you know what you did.. you aint even half as good as your bro in dance.. oh wait you cant dance all you can do is stand in trance. you're egos just too god damn big blown. whateverr..

alright.. as the deal went btw wanton and mee ill cover this and he will cover the launch of 'club vault' look out for that soon. fyi invites strictly.. and it aint no postcard giveaway like milkshake @ mos.. im too damn sleepy.. if anything up there didnt make sense.. don bother deciphering it.. it most probably DOES NOT make any sense..

tsusch
love.peace.sex
-mee

T's the word.

2006-12-03T05:41:00.000-08:00

im sure my frens can testify to me tt im an amiable person.i fun n peace loving.dun screw me,i dun touch u.however sometimes,a few idiots wld cross tt line.some nvr looked back.

recently,i met this very nice person.his name is mr ninabei-fucking-chaocheebye.he is frm MM.i usually like MM guys.they r all jokers.but this guy is a j to o to the k, e.his face is so messed up tt the plastic surgeons refer him to the priest instead for confessions.

aniwae i have no hatred for shitheads.it just happened.

so mr nnbfccb decided to referee our match against cadc yest.things were goin smoothly for the first 3 secs.then he started fuckin it up.he calls for fouls,but he doesnt call for decisions.instead, he immediately goes into his divine lotus pose,as described by mee.(puts 2 hands up n gives a heck care attitude)

nvm.i forgive n forget.however, he did the most wonderful ting i feel wld surpass the idiot's guide to bball rulin n behaviour.our dear sailor chan went up to the other ref in the game n requested to b subbed in.afterwhich he proceeded to jump on the spot to warm up.

*BEEP* "sailor chan gets technical foul".cuz he disturbed the referee.

wad happened nxt was the best cheoreographed moved yet.the whole team stood up n approached the cb.he was at the lotus position but i vaguely saw him shirk n a wet patch on his pants.nt crotch,pussy.

i swear,this guy is competing wif tt other ghost in my list.he definitely joins bin laden on the wanted list,n soon wif elvis on the dead list.

eh if u got a personal vendetta against SPSU dun cme to our clubhse n TRY to get our girls.u aint got nth,if i were u,i'd b running.ur balls so small,i'll just call it nxt to nth.

i noe u aint got no chance to read this.but dun wori.i'll make u feel it. inomine patreas et fille et spiritus sancti.amen.god bless your soul.

-wanton,peace out

dedications.

2006-11-30T11:08:00.000-08:00

dedication to choo and you know who.

Put your right hand up, Put your left hand up
Put your right hand up, Put your left hand up
Put your right hand up, Put your left hand up
Put your right hand up (Man, man)
It’s whateva, whateva, whateva, it’s whateva, whateva, whateva, whateva, it’s whateva.

Best song to suit the times now aye? Whatever! For the full version pls feel free to contact mee in msn.

-mee

virtues cont'd

2006-11-27T00:25:00.000-08:00

i rose at the crack of noon and walked up a dirt path. i was told that up there i would find everything i ever wanted. met a few familiar faces on the way, the ying yang twins, my ol' buddy adolf, he must have liked the heavy mist of the chinese mountains.. it kinda gives u a feeling of permanent drowsiness (without getting pissed drunk of course) and of course a few samsui women who went about their duties.. the path was painful.. i had with me a flask of warm water my robes on and an ancient map.. also with me i carried an option to suddenly have anything i felt necessary.. like how i took my pda out to blog this entry.. till the next entry.. may the good lord bless me from all vultures.. there are currently 6 following me right now..

virtues

2006-11-26T11:29:00.000-08:00

i'd gone off to a faraway cave up in the chinese mountains to acquire a new form of culinary excellence.i'll b writing a book abt it.so look out!

patience is a virtue.so keep waiting for my entry, virtous ppl!

notice of possible closure/construction works

2006-11-24T10:57:00.000-08:00

the wanton mee shop is currently going through some major renovation and might be dormant for a few days/weeks/months/years but hey we WILL open for business someday. master chef wanton and master chef mee are currently busy refining the right concoction of lard (loyal customer chan xx daryl says lard should overpower chilli by a ratio of 100:1 but his 'wife' thinks the other way around) and chilli to make that perfect palate of wanton mee so please be patient.
suggestion and comments go onto the tagboard and to try the famous wanton mee mentioned here please rally at the bus stop (but 21 from pasir ris, stop after 22 stops, i think) every night at 10pm and someday we will see you there and bring you along.. alfresco dining starts at 6pm. please strictly adhere to the dress code of shorts and shirt. singlets (pardon the pun.. oops i mean myself) are allowed..

-mee on behalf of wanton mee

forgotten entry

2006-11-24T10:37:00.000-08:00

i just realized that it was agreed that this was supposed to be the first entry of the blog.. wrote it one night when i was pissed with the Präsident der Studentengewerkschaft and it was dedicated to mr. wanton.. i'm sure many have seen it but some haven't and for all time sake here it goes:

a place where your face is plastered up on the glass,
that same place that we all hung out after class,
but today's a case of you can kiss my ass,
or embrace your position with that esidency pass,
keep in mind not to diss and piss whenever you wish,
the very people who once helped you fag,
and yea its you im talking about you faggot ass,
the same one who asked for assistance in the past.

the day you leave we'll fly flags at half mast,
not cos we're sad or the fact that we couldn't care less,
but cos the mess you brought about will be a thing of the past,
taking power as your sole empowering tower,
u shreded the unity like an unforgiving land mower,
although its not the first time i've seen such a class act,
its horrible considering that he was a nice chap.

look at him now such a brainless nut,
face smug looking fit for a place in my butt,
proclaiming innocence when you're really a conniving thug,
nothing nice to convey just zip it shut,
cos our plight is simple we dont leave without a fight,
your little croney with you that motherfucking looney,
can sit 'esdie you hands clasped in entity,
for his just as stubborn that brainless jack,
who hasn't realized his peers don't lose track,
the amount of shit he puts forth and acts,
arrogant as fuck a face worth to smack.

-mee, 22nd July 2006

dictionaries

2006-11-20T01:47:00.000-08:00

went for my driving lesson today.. freaking hell i couldnt control the damn thing at first more like i could but was floorin' the pedal to little and clutch too much.. instructor was weird.. he was like looking through a dictionary all the damn way.. i asked him.. sir what you looking for.. and he said.. some words and i was like ok.. cos we had like alot of time whilst waiting in the queue for stuff.. then that ass told me.. "wah dictionary got the word fuck!" i was like thinking did he just say the f word.. i went over to look at the book and hell yes the word was there.. and he was reading and laughing.. now i know why they quote dirty old man out.. but it was delirious lar.. imagine going through a test route and he finds the next vulgarity and he asked me.. "got wad other english curse word huh?" i swear lar! if anyone ever goes to comfort driving center and gets car number 10 you will meet this dude.. but at least at the end he said i can drive well.. well i don't care if i drive well today i just wanna drive well on one day and that's friday.. talkative chap..

went over to diana's place after that to talk cock chit chat.. naughty girl never go school.. haha i asked her for a dictionary.. and LMAO almost every single word you can think of is there.. she must have been wondering why the hell i wanted a dictionary at this age! awesomeness lar.. yes she did find out in the end.. and no ur gonna need a chinese dictionary for those other words girl! actually its quite intrigueing i guess.. just got home.. i am so gonna continue my dictionary searches soon but maybe more to proper words.. haha never had so much fun with that ol' thick dusty book on the shelve..

for those who are bored enough to read till here... go grab your dictionary.. come on i swear lar.. at least one of you will do it!

-his excellency mee

celebrations - of life

2006-11-19T11:38:00.000-08:00

today was a wholistic day... spent the wee hours of the mornin doing some art... slept woke up met alex in town and went to chill at billy bombers... met chai ling on the way to hereen... alex said she's not bad.. too bad she was my ex.. as the theory goes.. thy shalt not hit on em brothers exs... well done choo chee bai... chai ling.. if u are reading this, dont let em heads swell... choo cb will always be choo cb... qian ru messaged me out of no freaking where... my first crush in primary 5 i think.. or was it not i dunno..

spent 3 hrs in the library chilling to rnb tracks while reading some italian cuisine book... rosemary sprigs anyone? cheese seems to be a biggie there too... anyways.. chilled with choo cb and zai at bedok... out of all places.. wonder why... and it was kinda cool... stole some internet connection (just like im doing now) and got loads of words of encouragement from kai ling..thanks girl.. you rock... ill TRY to stay out of the panda's cage ya.. try to keep confined in the monkeys but im sure we can visit during playtime! lol wadever..

choo cb claims he has nothing to do with the ceo'ship of choices as of today... too many for him to handle.. he called up his old ceo (keval) to propose a handover... well we will see... updates 101 coming up soon... guten nicht.. auf wiedersehen frau... tsusch...

-hrh (his royal highness once again) the courageous mee

inter-cons

2006-11-18T07:52:00.000-08:00

i guess this year,SPSU is mounting a serious challenge for the shield.

for one, the bball team has won its first ever match in 3yrs.aha.im really glad tt it happened,and it was a bonus tt it was under max-n-alex reign.i havta thank all those who put in so much effort into the team.we won all our frenlies n matches expect the sports club frenly but i do hope tt wif all our committment n hardwork tt we may b able to win both the bball n capt ball category.

other than the elbows,vulgarities n bickering,we r a gd team.HAHA

Marcus Wong
De Zhan
Schizo
Weilin
Maoquan
Logan
Jensen
Shannon
Daryl
Max
Jianyang
Wanton

not in order of mental stupidity &
in loving memory of keval's teeth.Amen.

16th december no more

2006-11-16T20:29:00.001-08:00

mee has been officially deferred from national service liabilities for a minimum of 3 months after which he will be re-examined to re-establish his pes status. he is currently holding a d pes status. boys of 1987, mee might just go in with you all.

-mee

tampines zoo addition

2006-11-12T13:14:00.000-08:00

Species Name: Kevalous Non Teetholus
Core Species: Homo Sapien
Habitat: Flats (Ocassionally at SH 115)
Diet: Anything soft and tasteless, will settle for porridge if supplies run low.
Origin: Unknown
Evolution Species: Kevalous Teetholus (In 6-8 months)
Visiting Hours: Due to unstable behaviour, please contact your local tour agent.

people.. TREASURE YOUR GOD DAMN TEETH MAN! i mean it! haha i was talking to one of my dudes don from canada.. that guys is like 40 plus and he told me this.. "if u break your teeth, make sure u keep replacing EVERY one u lose cos that 4000 bucks per teeth is gonna seriously help you when you're old and cant eat nothing! plus you don't want your baby daughter to ask.. daddy why do i have all my teeth and yours have not grown yet!" i swear those people from there are funny.. all full of shit but trust me man u cant drink from a cup without a straw you cant brush properly without failing to hurt something, you cant eat noodles you could try biting it off from the back teeth but its gonna hurt when it touches the front, you cant talk well you cant smile too often you cant go around without being the center of attraction (for all the wrong things) (and oh ya people just love to wipe their mouths in front of me now wonder if its a hobby or the kevalous non teetholus syndrome) but anyways just to drive the point home TREASURE THEM TEETH!! brush brush brush them while u have them! tsuch!

-mee

me to you

2006-11-11T23:14:00.000-08:00

i know when he's been on your mind that distant look is in your eyes, I thought with time you'd realize it's over, over. it's not the way I choose to live and something somewhere's got to give, as sharing this relationship gets older, older. You know I'd fight for you but how I can fight someone who isn't even there, I've had the rest of you now I want the best of you I dont care if that's not fair. Cause I want it all or nothing at all, there's no where left to fall when you reach the bottom it's now or never, is it all or are we just friends, is this how it ends with a simple telephone call you leave me here with nothing at all. There are times it seems to me, I'm sharing you with memories, I feel it in my heart but I don't show it, show it. And then there's times you look at me, as though I'm all that you can see, those times I don't believe it's right I know it, know it. Don't make me promises baby you never did know how to keep them well, I've had the rest of you now I want the best of you, it's time for show and tell. Cause you and I, could lose it all if you've got no more room, no room inside for me in your life. Cause I want it all or nothing at all there's no where left to fall, it's now or never.

-wanton

2006-11-11T10:40:00.000-08:00

went to mos last night.. with alex and friends.. was quite a good day i'd say been a good 3 weeks since i went clubbing.. met loads of people there.. shad, crystal, jaslyn, mike, sebest, jas, justin, diana.. practically the whole of bar opiume, still as fun that group of them opiume rocks! haha they never used to go mos it was always down to zouk when i was working there! asked me if i wanna go back i smiled n they laughed looking at my teeth.. but most importantly jolene came! how cool is that! jolene siow hui min came! haha well with her ex and a friend on tow but nevertheless i was happy!

first time(n i hope the last) keval broke down emotionally, no shit, never seen him like that before, a first to see someone cry a first to see someone throw his temper(and vitasoy) when he has been soooo cool headed always.. i guess the lonliness must have gotten to him after two years, cheer up dude jolene is there for you! she's a nice girl and you're a nice guy. anyway i went clubbing with a guilty mind knowing that im supposed to study.but then again the allure of my frens and the absence of my mum is too tempting for me to miss this opportunity. aniwae, i guess yest was alryt. alot of ppl as usual but frog was complainin the lack of girls and the quality of it all.haha peng siew was having a gd time, i guess gd was an understatement aniwae.it was fun la.but i nvr really did enjoy clubbin.began the day wif teriyaki boys.aha wad a night/day..

Hey baby, when we are together, doing things that we love.

Every time you're near I feel like I'm in heaven, feeling high I don't want to let go, girl.

I just need you to know girl.

I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight,

No promises.

Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms

Here tonight.

- wanton mee

letter of resignation.

2006-11-09T13:47:00.000-08:00

Mr. Wanton, ladies and gents, ok minus the gents... the current founder cum ceo of c.h.o.i.c.e.s has retired a few months ago (sorry for the late resignation, i hope the board understands) due to permanent commitments (i.e. u know who) (oh ya by the way ex ceo had a 5hr 55min conversation on the phone with you know who, now thats a first.) however having the ration at 2.5:1.5 now, its in the best interest of c.h.o.i.c.e.s that we either wrap up (i don't think it would go down well with the members) or mr. wanton takes over with immediate effect. take this as your formal appointment of your new position, interviews are not necessary since you possess the necessary skills to steal hugs.

and we may not advocate barney or sesame street, but no one ruled teletubbies out. peace and one love.

- hrh (his royal highness fyi) mee

F.Y.I

2006-11-09T08:59:00.000-08:00

i noe abt spreading the love but i tink sharing stops at frenly hugs. we aint promoting sesame street,care bear or barney.but we cld give 'em a run for their money

-wanton

recruitment drive

2006-11-09T08:21:00.000-08:00

Calling all young hot blooded people out thr!

It is with great pleasure to inform you that C.H.O.I.C.E.S company intl pte ltd is currently recruiting new members for its annual & daily recruitment drive.

So if you are cold,like a dead fish,have smelly armpits,have a bald patch,hairy hands(nt due to birth defect if u noe wad i mean),poor,exposes only ur eyes,hair at the wrong places,pls leave this site immediately.ur applications will not be entertained.

other than that,pls drop us a copy of ur photo,name,hp no,email,D.O.B,financial statement,ur 'sizes' and other relevant materials,(xtra 'mailing' fee do apply) and kindly mail it to ithinkimsexy@gmail.com.

u'll noe if ur selected if ur given a miss call frm 966914**. shortlisted candidates will be invited by our founding member and CEO,mr mee. he will personally conduct the interview with you.do wear comfortable clothing tt day as it might get hot in herre,i mean thr.

males need not apply for ANY available job vacancies.u'll be hunted dwn instead.

-wanton

a little humor always helps

2006-11-09T01:06:00.000-08:00

for those who are bored (anyway you must be bored to come to this blog) check this out.. ms jolene was supposed to write a essay of at least 200 words for one of her assignments. she copied and pasted two definitions into the essay. then she got excited. in her tiredness illusions started appearing including her failed attempt to catch a leprechaun that could have made her rich but check this out:

jolene says:
so i thot i wrote 401 words already..but den i look at my para, i was tinkin so short got 401 words meh so i count one by one myself..den realised not 401..so i click word count again..den saw dey got put "words" ther

conclusion, characters does not mean words unless you're disillusioned. and about that leprechaun, it's still at large so start searching people, gold could be coimng your way.

-mee

New Attractions

2006-11-04T01:56:00.000-08:00

Dear Visitors,

there will b a new attraction in town.
a new breed of monkey, kevalous teetholus, will b gracing the blog's grounds. however charismatic it may look, pls b warned tt it's equipped wif sharp teeth n a nasty tongue. these afghan monkeys r also specially trained by the taliban infidels up in the caves. they r well-versed in c-4 making and will nt hestitate to blow themselves up if irritated.

do note tt feeding hours r frm 11pm till 7am.tt's when they r most active n bored. they only consume thai bananas and 7-11 big gulps. DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT let them consume alchohol,esp 151. unless u wan sme teeth rearrangement.

-wanton

ol' king keval was a merry ol' soul

2006-11-03T22:34:00.000-08:00

and a merry ol' soul was he.

first and foremost thanks to all that visited me... especially jolene.. my most frequent visitor.. care taker.. entertainer.. and personal moral support crew..

anyways for those who don't know i fell AFTER not during a basketball game.. god knows wad happened.. i just fell had to land on my freaking mouth and cracked 3 teeth.. which resulted in a 5 day stay in the prestigeous singapore general hotel.. with first class room service at the press of a button and the added function of calling room service if one of the other 5 old people (read: it wasnt a old folks home mind you) couldnt do it themselves.. more outpatient treatment to come.. teeth implants at 12k but bill goes to my poor mum.. teeth to me.. a lost trip to australia for 20 days cos i got my appointments here.. a possible forfeiture of my driving test date unless im cleared by my neurosurgeon (that motherf was a jerk off).. a possible drop in pes status that i freaking don't want.. i treasure my A.. possible re-hospitilization if the results of the 24hour eeg comes up with weird findings.. but then again.. im alive so i gotta count my blessings..

wanton's a punk who'll screw any cunt
even if his bullet's blunt he'll put up a front
try to slant it in when u know u shant
be the one who'll be in need of want

-mee

SMILE for 'em camera

2006-10-31T07:28:00.000-08:00

u can blog but u cant rap, oh my tt's too damn sad.
but dun wori at least 'em other teeth dun look tt bad.
take a leak,add more drips,wait for the nurse to come and take a peek,
cuz other than tt,its the only entertainment tt u can seek.
dun get aquainted wif the bed but use this chance to relax ok?
u've got loads to wori abt when u get out esp tt 12k.
so gd nyt n gd bye i bid u,open 'em windows,make ur room airy
slp tyt and pray hard for the tooth fairy!

-wanton

good days

2006-10-24T07:43:00.000-07:00

today was an awesome day. it started off with a movie in the morning. went to watch rob-b-hood (i think that’s the name) with mei lin who was not supposed to eat cheese but she did. bad girl.

but of course, the highlight was the visit by my dutch relatives from england. my two cousins from there, segert and reinart are the epitome of cuteness, if there’s such a thing. just look at them:

that one on the left looks a little like rooney seriously.

reinart is probably the most independent 1 year old i met in my life.

uncle alco and segert having a taste of weirdly situated gyms.

segert jevan jensema.

fascinated by the fact that that’s him moving on the computer screen.

that basically sums up my day. i could post over a million more pictures but nah this ain’t webshots or corbis. and yes like wanton said the 'shop' doesnt sell wanton mee on saturdays and sundays. i also heard one of the chef's will be going on long term vacation from the 24th of november till 4 months later.

-mee

2006-10-23T08:01:00.000-07:00

there was a 2 day break off from blogging.compulsory relative visits and pure laziness highlighted the 2-day special.n did i mention the wanton-mee attended a sailin experience camp? yup.we did.

sailing camp was fun.its an understatement but i'm lost for words now.for more details,contact Daryl Chan Xiang Xing at 945565**(go fig the last 2 no),or sailing club at sp.i almost got killed,my partner-in-crime had a brush wif death,other than tt we were relatively safe.

clubbed at MOS on fri.tt was wad my frens reminded me.

the last few days were a blur,will update once i start purging them alcholic content away.i tink i vaguely rem Man U winnin 2-0.oh wells..it was liverpool aniwae.HA

-wanton

stay alive.

2006-10-18T10:44:00.000-07:00

stay alive, the movie, wasn't too bad. alright lets say that horror flicks never made sense BUT today was the BEST MOVIE OUTING i ever had in my life. it just goes on to reaffirm some stuff i said in my previous post about gays and lesbians. and who ever said that males are the dominant sex are totally wrong.

my friend and i went in and took our seats. the cinema had exactly 8 rows 2 columns and each column had six seats. two minutes after we were seated came in 6 guys from some school and they were amusing themselves by throwing embarrasing comments about each other.

on the opposite column 1 row behind me were 5 lesbians and 1 butch. the row in front of them was filled with 6 people. then the movie started and all was fine except for the consistant bickering of the lesbians telling each other how they were gonna scream; thank god none tried a warm up scream. then came 6 more guys from some school and their tickets were for the row right in front of the 5 lesbians and 1 butch which was occupied by the other 6 dudes.

what happened next would be etched in my memory forever! as the 6 dudes who came in tried talking to the other 6 dudes telling them they were in the wrong seat the butch and a lesbian said loudly.. "haiya sit anywhere laa don need to follow ticket right", "dun block lei start already just sit anywhere la", the 6 dudes were embarrased and shocked then came the highlight from the butch, "eh sit on the stairs la still blocking us". that freaking stupid 6 dudes planted their asses on the STEPS! dig this... they had the right for the seats.... it belonged to them some one else took it and they actually succumbed to 2 ladies whining! they were scared!

one of the dudes was right beside me on the floor and i swear i was laughing my ass off silently by that time it didnt matter someone got hung to death on the screen! thankfully the other 6 dudes felt bad and moved to their seats and they finally sat where they belonged and we all watched the movie happily ever after.

throughout the whole movie the 5 lesbians were screaming at the smallest movements and telling each other they were gonna cry. thats fine but wad really made my day was that when the movie ended they all commented... "like that only ah.. haiya waste money not even scary!" i left the cinema happy that i managed to catch a horror flick and a comedy at the same time.

-mee

quote of a lifetime

2006-10-17T20:27:00.000-07:00

-life's a b*tch-

a motto i live for,die by.got any qualms abt tt?

-wanton mee

guys this is for all who failed their exams (notice i said guys)

2006-10-17T09:27:00.000-07:00

Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

"Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion.

Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?),and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship,don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriendsas well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,Rosie."

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

"PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!!!"

disclaimer: please note that the above wasnt composed nor edited by me just in case i violate any copyright stuff. if you're the author and you're considering sueing me, im broke my dad was caught by the taleban and my mum was kidnapped by the tamil tigers. im currently suffering from chronic testicle pains so please spare me. one love.

-mee

valuable lessons in life

2006-10-16T09:18:00.000-07:00

this cigarette box is to remind us tt no matter how thirsty we r,leave the printer catridge alone.no wonder many ppl refuse to quit smoking.u enjoy a puff of leaf n paper and u learn a valuable lesson in which u can prevent oral infection.wonderful.the NEA shld b proud of their advertising campaign.

-wanton

quote of the day

2006-10-16T08:11:00.000-07:00

i realise that the haze is very bad lately
and most of you are getting sick
so remember
getting sick often is unhealthy

-raisins the 'great'

one name two personalities

2006-10-16T07:34:00.000-07:00

caspar is a very VERY friendly ghost. for all those who watched the movie im sure you would agree with me that we wouldnt mind meeting a ghost like caspar. as the movie went on there were scenes where the rest of his brothers were planning evil stuff but there was caspar, civic minded and nice as ever who was planning on stopping his brothers from doing such stuff..

people should learn to be like caspar...the one in the movie i mean. sometimes we may look scary or unpleasant but thats genetics, we dont have a choice in life how we want to look like, well unless one has the riches of michael jackson to afford surgeries to not only change how you look like but the colour you are. however despite looking scary, people may be very nice. look at fidel castro, he may have been one of the scariest looking persons when he was younger but nevertheless he was a nice guy to the people of cuba. however on the flipside, some people look very friendly and cheerful and bubbly but their character is rotten. i do have a few friends who fall into that category.

and sadly, one of them has given me a second opinion about the name caspar. he kind of tarnished it.

-mee

love baby

2006-10-15T10:49:00.000-07:00

boys like girls and girls like boys but often enough u get situations where boys love girls but the girls dont give a damn cos they love girls and these kinda girls are quite troublesome cos not only do they remove numbers for us guys they tend to attract the better looking girls of the whole lot. i dont know why girls who can easily attract guys go for other girls but then again after some random chats with lesbians they say that guys are insensitive but then again im sure some girls are insensitive too so it kinda puts a balance in the whole system.. like the ying n yang the alpha and omega n most importantly the fact that guys go to heavan and girls to hell. but then again making such comments would render this a very sexist post so i musnt say that cos it will piss alot of girls off therefore i must also agree with girls that guys can get irritating and lazy and dirty and sloggish but thats the exact reason why guys still turn to girls in the end cos if a guy is dirty n wadever a guy wont wanna elope with another guy cos it would be too damn disgusting and therefore girls come into the picture! but then again there are some guys who like guys and the guys who are with guys tend to be the fittest ones its like a disease.. the prettiest and most handsome guys tend to love their own kind for the simple fact they just cant get enough of themselves so what they do is borrow into another same species and help themselves! anyways this whole lump of shit isnt related to love but yea it still is so **** it. noticed i blanked out the word fuck cos this is a family orientated blog and it should be kept vulgarities free.. oops did i just say it.

-mee

Fork or Chopsticks

2006-10-15T09:10:00.000-07:00

this blog is dedicated to the culinary geniuses who spent their entire lives experimenting with food. from tuna paste to cat vomit, from african dried lizards to indian monkey droppings, from earthworms to fc6 bak chor mee, etc. most imptly. there has been a breakthrough about the age old question..'which cutlery to use?' Fork or chopsticks?

fortunately, it was solved during lunch.

like an oversized woman who insists on an S-sized shirt, one must weigh your options.shld u go ahead and sacrifice a shirt or use a marker and try to change the XL to S? neither.just tell her tt the IN-ting is 'supersized me', afterwhich u proceed to show her whr the maternity ward is. so when tackling a bowl of wanton mee wad shld u use?

according to our leadin food expert, Raisins, he advises the public to think it thru carefully.use the fork and lose the chinese origins frm whr the wanton mee came from.use the chopsticks and risk having deformed hands.after spending a good 25min on his 30-min lunch break tackling the question, Raisins suddenly achieved nirvana!

turning arnd to face his fellow clubmates n onlookers who r shaking uncontrollably wif silent fits of giggles, he says,"FORK! I CHOOSE YOU!!" . he then began to utter nonsense which no one cared. one source claimed hewas allergic to chopsticks.

the food haven committee would like to thank Raisins for his wonderful contribution to the field of culinary expertise.for he showed the immense knowledge,skin and patience a starvin student who have been ashamed of. alas! the burning question of east meets west has been uncovered by the undaunted Raisins.for without him, we would still b grapplin wif 'em hands. n u all noe masturbation gives u hairy hands.

-wanton