stay alive.
stay alive, the movie, wasn't too bad. alright lets say that horror flicks never made sense BUT today was the BEST MOVIE OUTING i ever had in my life. it just goes on to reaffirm some stuff i said in my previous post about gays and lesbians. and who ever said that males are the dominant sex are totally wrong.
my friend and i went in and took our seats. the cinema had exactly 8 rows 2 columns and each column had six seats. two minutes after we were seated came in 6 guys from some school and they were amusing themselves by throwing embarrasing comments about each other.
on the opposite column 1 row behind me were 5 lesbians and 1 butch. the row in front of them was filled with 6 people. then the movie started and all was fine except for the consistant bickering of the lesbians telling each other how they were gonna scream; thank god none tried a warm up scream. then came 6 more guys from some school and their tickets were for the row right in front of the 5 lesbians and 1 butch which was occupied by the other 6 dudes.
what happened next would be etched in my memory forever! as the 6 dudes who came in tried talking to the other 6 dudes telling them they were in the wrong seat the butch and a lesbian said loudly.. "haiya sit anywhere laa don need to follow ticket right", "dun block lei start already just sit anywhere la", the 6 dudes were embarrased and shocked then came the highlight from the butch, "eh sit on the stairs la still blocking us". that freaking stupid 6 dudes planted their asses on the STEPS! dig this... they had the right for the seats.... it belonged to them some one else took it and they actually succumbed to 2 ladies whining! they were scared!
one of the dudes was right beside me on the floor and i swear i was laughing my ass off silently by that time it didnt matter someone got hung to death on the screen! thankfully the other 6 dudes felt bad and moved to their seats and they finally sat where they belonged and we all watched the movie happily ever after.
throughout the whole movie the 5 lesbians were screaming at the smallest movements and telling each other they were gonna cry. thats fine but wad really made my day was that when the movie ended they all commented... "like that only ah.. haiya waste money not even scary!" i left the cinema happy that i managed to catch a horror flick and a comedy at the same time.
-mee
my friend and i went in and took our seats. the cinema had exactly 8 rows 2 columns and each column had six seats. two minutes after we were seated came in 6 guys from some school and they were amusing themselves by throwing embarrasing comments about each other.
on the opposite column 1 row behind me were 5 lesbians and 1 butch. the row in front of them was filled with 6 people. then the movie started and all was fine except for the consistant bickering of the lesbians telling each other how they were gonna scream; thank god none tried a warm up scream. then came 6 more guys from some school and their tickets were for the row right in front of the 5 lesbians and 1 butch which was occupied by the other 6 dudes.
what happened next would be etched in my memory forever! as the 6 dudes who came in tried talking to the other 6 dudes telling them they were in the wrong seat the butch and a lesbian said loudly.. "haiya sit anywhere laa don need to follow ticket right", "dun block lei start already just sit anywhere la", the 6 dudes were embarrased and shocked then came the highlight from the butch, "eh sit on the stairs la still blocking us". that freaking stupid 6 dudes planted their asses on the STEPS! dig this... they had the right for the seats.... it belonged to them some one else took it and they actually succumbed to 2 ladies whining! they were scared!
one of the dudes was right beside me on the floor and i swear i was laughing my ass off silently by that time it didnt matter someone got hung to death on the screen! thankfully the other 6 dudes felt bad and moved to their seats and they finally sat where they belonged and we all watched the movie happily ever after.
throughout the whole movie the 5 lesbians were screaming at the smallest movements and telling each other they were gonna cry. thats fine but wad really made my day was that when the movie ended they all commented... "like that only ah.. haiya waste money not even scary!" i left the cinema happy that i managed to catch a horror flick and a comedy at the same time.
-mee
posted by wanton:mee at 10:44 AM
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