SMILE for 'em camera

u can blog but u cant rap, oh my tt's too damn sad.
but dun wori at least 'em other teeth dun look tt bad.
take a leak,add more drips,wait for the nurse to come and take a peek,
cuz other than tt,its the only entertainment tt u can seek.
dun get aquainted wif the bed but use this chance to relax ok?
u've got loads to wori abt when u get out esp tt 12k.
so gd nyt n gd bye i bid u,open 'em windows,make ur room airy
slp tyt and pray hard for the tooth fairy!


-wanton

good days

today was an awesome day. it started off with a movie in the morning. went to watch rob-b-hood (i think that’s the name) with mei lin who was not supposed to eat cheese but she did. bad girl.

but of course, the highlight was the visit by my dutch relatives from england. my two cousins from there, segert and reinart are the epitome of cuteness, if there’s such a thing. just look at them:

that one on the left looks a little like rooney seriously.

reinart is probably the most independent 1 year old i met in my life.

uncle alco and segert having a taste of weirdly situated gyms.

segert jevan jensema.

fascinated by the fact that that’s him moving on the computer screen.

that basically sums up my day. i could post over a million more pictures but nah this ain’t webshots or corbis. and yes like wanton said the 'shop' doesnt sell wanton mee on saturdays and sundays. i also heard one of the chef's will be going on long term vacation from the 24th of november till 4 months later.

-mee

there was a 2 day break off from blogging.compulsory relative visits and pure laziness highlighted the 2-day special.n did i mention the wanton-mee attended a sailin experience camp? yup.we did.

sailing camp was fun.its an understatement but i'm lost for words now.for more details,contact Daryl Chan Xiang Xing at 945565**(go fig the last 2 no),or sailing club at sp.i almost got killed,my partner-in-crime had a brush wif death,other than tt we were relatively safe.

clubbed at MOS on fri.tt was wad my frens reminded me.

the last few days were a blur,will update once i start purging them alcholic content away.i tink i vaguely rem Man U winnin 2-0.oh wells..it was liverpool aniwae.HA

-wanton

stay alive.

stay alive, the movie, wasn't too bad. alright lets say that horror flicks never made sense BUT today was the BEST MOVIE OUTING i ever had in my life. it just goes on to reaffirm some stuff i said in my previous post about gays and lesbians. and who ever said that males are the dominant sex are totally wrong.

my friend and i went in and took our seats. the cinema had exactly 8 rows 2 columns and each column had six seats. two minutes after we were seated came in 6 guys from some school and they were amusing themselves by throwing embarrasing comments about each other.

on the opposite column 1 row behind me were 5 lesbians and 1 butch. the row in front of them was filled with 6 people. then the movie started and all was fine except for the consistant bickering of the lesbians telling each other how they were gonna scream; thank god none tried a warm up scream. then came 6 more guys from some school and their tickets were for the row right in front of the 5 lesbians and 1 butch which was occupied by the other 6 dudes.

what happened next would be etched in my memory forever! as the 6 dudes who came in tried talking to the other 6 dudes telling them they were in the wrong seat the butch and a lesbian said loudly.. "haiya sit anywhere laa don need to follow ticket right", "dun block lei start already just sit anywhere la", the 6 dudes were embarrased and shocked then came the highlight from the butch, "eh sit on the stairs la still blocking us". that freaking stupid 6 dudes planted their asses on the STEPS! dig this... they had the right for the seats.... it belonged to them some one else took it and they actually succumbed to 2 ladies whining! they were scared!

one of the dudes was right beside me on the floor and i swear i was laughing my ass off silently by that time it didnt matter someone got hung to death on the screen! thankfully the other 6 dudes felt bad and moved to their seats and they finally sat where they belonged and we all watched the movie happily ever after.

throughout the whole movie the 5 lesbians were screaming at the smallest movements and telling each other they were gonna cry. thats fine but wad really made my day was that when the movie ended they all commented... "like that only ah.. haiya waste money not even scary!" i left the cinema happy that i managed to catch a horror flick and a comedy at the same time.

-mee

quote of a lifetime

-life's a b*tch-

a motto i live for,die by.got any qualms abt tt?


-wanton mee

guys this is for all who failed their exams (notice i said guys)

Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

"Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion.

Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?),and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship,don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriendsas well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,Rosie."

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

"PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!!!"

disclaimer: please note that the above wasnt composed nor edited by me just in case i violate any copyright stuff. if you're the author and you're considering sueing me, im broke my dad was caught by the taleban and my mum was kidnapped by the tamil tigers. im currently suffering from chronic testicle pains so please spare me. one love.

-mee

valuable lessons in life

this cigarette box is to remind us tt no matter how thirsty we r,leave the printer catridge alone.no wonder many ppl refuse to quit smoking.u enjoy a puff of leaf n paper and u learn a valuable lesson in which u can prevent oral infection.wonderful.the NEA shld b proud of their advertising campaign.

-wanton

quote of the day

i realise that the haze is very bad lately
and most of you are getting sick
so remember
getting sick often is unhealthy

-raisins the 'great'

one name two personalities

caspar is a very VERY friendly ghost. for all those who watched the movie im sure you would agree with me that we wouldnt mind meeting a ghost like caspar. as the movie went on there were scenes where the rest of his brothers were planning evil stuff but there was caspar, civic minded and nice as ever who was planning on stopping his brothers from doing such stuff..

people should learn to be like caspar...the one in the movie i mean. sometimes we may look scary or unpleasant but thats genetics, we dont have a choice in life how we want to look like, well unless one has the riches of michael jackson to afford surgeries to not only change how you look like but the colour you are. however despite looking scary, people may be very nice. look at fidel castro, he may have been one of the scariest looking persons when he was younger but nevertheless he was a nice guy to the people of cuba. however on the flipside, some people look very friendly and cheerful and bubbly but their character is rotten. i do have a few friends who fall into that category.

and sadly, one of them has given me a second opinion about the name caspar. he kind of tarnished it.

-mee

love baby

boys like girls and girls like boys but often enough u get situations where boys love girls but the girls dont give a damn cos they love girls and these kinda girls are quite troublesome cos not only do they remove numbers for us guys they tend to attract the better looking girls of the whole lot. i dont know why girls who can easily attract guys go for other girls but then again after some random chats with lesbians they say that guys are insensitive but then again im sure some girls are insensitive too so it kinda puts a balance in the whole system.. like the ying n yang the alpha and omega n most importantly the fact that guys go to heavan and girls to hell. but then again making such comments would render this a very sexist post so i musnt say that cos it will piss alot of girls off therefore i must also agree with girls that guys can get irritating and lazy and dirty and sloggish but thats the exact reason why guys still turn to girls in the end cos if a guy is dirty n wadever a guy wont wanna elope with another guy cos it would be too damn disgusting and therefore girls come into the picture! but then again there are some guys who like guys and the guys who are with guys tend to be the fittest ones its like a disease.. the prettiest and most handsome guys tend to love their own kind for the simple fact they just cant get enough of themselves so what they do is borrow into another same species and help themselves! anyways this whole lump of shit isnt related to love but yea it still is so **** it. noticed i blanked out the word fuck cos this is a family orientated blog and it should be kept vulgarities free.. oops did i just say it.

-mee

Fork or Chopsticks

this blog is dedicated to the culinary geniuses who spent their entire lives experimenting with food. from tuna paste to cat vomit, from african dried lizards to indian monkey droppings, from earthworms to fc6 bak chor mee, etc. most imptly. there has been a breakthrough about the age old question..'which cutlery to use?' Fork or chopsticks?

fortunately, it was solved during lunch.

like an oversized woman who insists on an S-sized shirt, one must weigh your options.shld u go ahead and sacrifice a shirt or use a marker and try to change the XL to S? neither.just tell her tt the IN-ting is 'supersized me', afterwhich u proceed to show her whr the maternity ward is. so when tackling a bowl of wanton mee wad shld u use?

according to our leadin food expert, Raisins, he advises the public to think it thru carefully.use the fork and lose the chinese origins frm whr the wanton mee came from.use the chopsticks and risk having deformed hands.after spending a good 25min on his 30-min lunch break tackling the question, Raisins suddenly achieved nirvana!

turning arnd to face his fellow clubmates n onlookers who r shaking uncontrollably wif silent fits of giggles, he says,"FORK! I CHOOSE YOU!!" . he then began to utter nonsense which no one cared. one source claimed hewas allergic to chopsticks.

the food haven committee would like to thank Raisins for his wonderful contribution to the field of culinary expertise.for he showed the immense knowledge,skin and patience a starvin student who have been ashamed of. alas! the burning question of east meets west has been uncovered by the undaunted Raisins.for without him, we would still b grapplin wif 'em hands. n u all noe masturbation gives u hairy hands.

-wanton