New Attractions

Dear Visitors,

there will b a new attraction in town.
a new breed of monkey, kevalous teetholus, will b gracing the blog's grounds. however charismatic it may look, pls b warned tt it's equipped wif sharp teeth n a nasty tongue. these afghan monkeys r also specially trained by the taliban infidels up in the caves. they r well-versed in c-4 making and will nt hestitate to blow themselves up if irritated.

do note tt feeding hours r frm 11pm till 7am.tt's when they r most active n bored. they only consume thai bananas and 7-11 big gulps. DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT let them consume alchohol,esp 151. unless u wan sme teeth rearrangement.

-wanton