Clubb Vault

Clubb Vault is open from mon to sat,12-10pm.entrance is free unless we decide to charge you.only living mortals and deserving ppl can enter.otherwise u'll b mocked at n ridiculed till u leave on ur own accord,or u cld pay us $500,000,000 in cash.

plush interior deco wif huge mirrors and a SEX-sofa.dance floor is equipped with state-of-the-art speaker bass system.probe lights included.

resident dj,DJ Karisma spinning ur favourite banghra music all nyt long.wif the occasional R&B,hip-hop music.

no alchohol can b consumed on the club's premises.only VIPs are allowed to.(you know ur a VIP when ur a VIP).

mon: ladies nyt
tues: ladies nyt
wed: ladies nyt
thurs: ladies nyt
fri: ladies nyt
sat: ladies nyt

contact us at clubberwannabe@lmao.com for membership enquires.

this club happens to allow minors.so michael its a nono for u.

-wanton