Thursday, November 09, 2006

recruitment drive

Calling all young hot blooded people out thr!

It is with great pleasure to inform you that C.H.O.I.C.E.S company intl pte ltd is currently recruiting new members for its annual & daily recruitment drive.

So if you are cold,like a dead fish,have smelly armpits,have a bald patch,hairy hands(nt due to birth defect if u noe wad i mean),poor,exposes only ur eyes,hair at the wrong places,pls leave this site immediately.ur applications will not be entertained.

other than that,pls drop us a copy of ur photo,name,hp no,email,D.O.B,financial statement,ur 'sizes' and other relevant materials,(xtra 'mailing' fee do apply) and kindly mail it to ithinkimsexy@gmail.com.

u'll noe if ur selected if ur given a miss call frm 966914**. shortlisted candidates will be invited by our founding member and CEO,mr mee. he will personally conduct the interview with you.do wear comfortable clothing tt day as it might get hot in herre,i mean thr.

males need not apply for ANY available job vacancies.u'll be hunted dwn instead.


-wanton

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